I don’t understand, it’s just a dude running with some musi—/SCREAMING
i just witnessed a 12 year old punch another 12 year old for the chance to see breasts. and not just a light tap. this was a sucker punch. if these kids arent smart enough to google “hot girl tity” they arent smart enough to fake the sound of skin hitting skin. i have found my true calling. i am not going to heaven
UR FACE THOUGH IM LAUGHING TREMENDOUSLY
i laugh at the fact that people treat 50 Shades like its the Christopher Columbus of BDSM
But didn’t he find something that had already been discovered, take all the credit, and then horribly ruin everything? It sounds like it IS the Christopher Columbus of BDSM…
There is nothing sadder than wasted booze.
A guy is taking his girlfriend to prom. He waits in the ticket line for a really long time but gets them. He goes to rent a limo. The rental line is really long but he eventually does it. He goes to buy her flowers. The line at the florist is really long but eventually he gets the flowers. At prom, she asks him to go get punch. He goes to the refreshment table and there’s no punchline.
you’ve got to be kidding me
I am in physical pain
playing with fabric and scarves for ideas on how to design my Griever cloak. the aesthetic is essentially cowboy with Arabic flair, so I think I want to loosely base the hood on a hijab
my life got about a thousand times better once i stopped censoring myself
and by censoring i don’t mean i suddenly embraced indiscriminate swearing; i mean i stopped trying to sugarcoat my past or my feelings; i stopped lying by omission; i stopped having guilty pleasures; i began unabashedly enjoying whatever i liked; i became very honest; i cut out of my life poisonous people and negative ideals, and i am so, so much happier for it
This is one of the purest and goodest videos that exists on the web
human mans making music for me!! for only me, a beluga?? music just for me, me, a beluga whale????
i want to know the story behind this like
is this band friends with this whale? do they play music for this whale on a regular basis?
did someone put them up to this? how much did they pay them? i have so many questions
i do agree that it is the purest and goodest video, right up there w/ the band playing music for cows
My names Sparrow and I can’t take a serious picture to save my life.
Okay but imagine:
- Peter Parker going to a fan convention as Spiderman
- Peter Parker getting compliments on his Spiderman costume
- Peter Parker entering a Spiderman Costume Contest
- Peter Parker losing said contest
- Peter Parker losing the contest to Deadpool
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