streeter:

I’m glad the portrait of Ben Franklin stayed the same on the new $100 bill. There’s something about his slight, tight frown, the paternal hint of disappointment in his eyes and those pursed, sealed lips that seem to say, “I don’t approve of what you’re doing, but I can’t stop you from rolling this banknote into a straw and ripping a fat rail of white lightning in the Buffalo Wild Wings handicapped bathroom stall, you goddamn beautiful disaster.” 

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policymic:

Never be confused about tipping again

The tipping struggle may become a little bit easier, thanks to this former waiter who pounded the pavement to analyze who expects to be tipped and by how much. This simple chart should help you in your tipping decisions, even if you’re wondering whether your doorman expects a little more than a box of your grandmother’s cookies.

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Anonymous
Describe a bad blowjob
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actualmioda:

im here to fuck bitches and get money but first let me take a selfie [beat drops]

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who-let-the-daleks-out:

thenerdgirlcometh:

I actually believe artists and scientists think very similarly. Complex, abstract thought? They both have that down. It’s all about where that thinking takes you after that.

Words cannot describe how much I love this post.

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dotcore:

Metal Gear Solid.
by Colin Tan.

via Pixalry.

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Filed under: #mgs3 #snake eater
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jorginajoestar
:Y here i am JORGINA JOESTAR *strikes a pose*

HOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO *poses with you*

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endlessyuji:

tithonic:

fixitjack:

rangekyo:

REBLOG THIS POST OR SUFFER MY CURSE

This fucker haunted me for years I ain’t risking shit

just fucking return the slab eustace you piece of shit

This fucking episode

WATS YER OFFER

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Best part about Mondays?

Welcome to Night Vale, half of the time.

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krudman:

Friendly reminder that if you disagree with me or I’ve disagreed with you that that doesn’t mean I hold any ill will towards you; We just have different opinions, and It’s totally cool to be friendly with some one and still disagree with them on a lot of things.

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thebluemadoka:

at dinner tonight my sisters boyfriend mentioned that the “gyroids” in new leaf (or animal crossing games) are things that are buried next to dead bodies so i looked it up and i found a forum post with this quote

In the Japanese versions of the AC games, Gyroids are called Haniwa, which have a special meaning in themselves: Haniwa (埴輪) are terracotta clay figures which were made for ritual use and buried with the dead as funerary objects during the Kofun period (3rd to 6th century AD) of the history of Japan.

Basically, Gyroids are gifts that are buried with people who have died. The reason that Gyroids appear after a rainy day is because when it rains, the soil becomes loose, wet, and may erode. Thus revealing past graves and other things (fossils) in the ground that have been buried.

not sure how true it is, but all i gotta say is

guess thats why theres no humans in new leaf

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Anonymous
When hussie post whatever it is he's going to post today, could you post announcing it? If not thats okay.

homestuckresources:

http://www.paradoxspace.com/

Paradox Space will feature many short comic stories involving literally any characters and settings from Homestuck. Any point in canon could be visited and elaborated on, whether it’s backstory, some scenes that were skipped over or alluded to, funny hypothetical scenarios which have nothing to do with canon events, or exploring things that could have happened in canon through the “doomed timeline” mechanic that is a defining trait of Homestuck’s multiverse-continuum known as “paradox space”. There is a WHOLE LOT of fun stuff we can do here; and we will!

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madeofparts:

STARRING: A MODERATELY ATTRACTIVE WHITE ACTOR, ANOTHER MODERATELY ATTRACTIVE WHITE ACTOR, AND SOME BACKGROUND LADIES I GUESS

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annakie:

The Mass Effect Cosplay Initiative (Set 4/4) (1, 2, 3)

Keythe Farley, Thane’s voice actor

Rana McAnear, Samara / Morinth face model

Kimberly Brooks, Ashley’s voice actor

Luciano Costa, Kaidan’s face model

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